Apr. 8, 2011 at 4:23pm
anyway I think she's marrying Brandy's brothernext up: what is a shango
I was waiting on the checkout line in my favorite Rite Aid, the one in Greenpoint that someone awkwardly shoehorned into an old roller disco by whitewashing the walls in flat white latex while hoping that no one would decide to look high up above aisle 5 (yes, the disco ball is still there, reflecting the light that’s reflecting off that package of tampons), and saw on one of the tabloids that Kim Kardashian: Engaged!!! and really, if I have to hear so much about the Royal Wedding (which, face it, is taking place between two people who haven’t even been on a reality show), surely I should know more about any impending Kardashian nuptials, so as not to embarrass myself during conversations at all-campus sorority mixers, so I attempted to figure this all out today, and I’m to happy report that Google jumps in with different search suggestions for the month said Kim Kardashian engagement took place and/or to which named male and/or unnamed staff member, and this is really very helpful, because honestly this is a lot to stay on top of. Like Kim Kardashian’s ass!!!!!!!!!!!! AYYYY-OH! UP TOP GUYS!

I was waiting on the checkout line in my favorite Rite Aid, the one in Greenpoint that someone awkwardly shoehorned into an old roller disco by whitewashing the walls in flat white latex while hoping that no one would decide to look high up above aisle 5 (yes, the disco ball is still there, reflecting the light that’s reflecting off that package of tampons), and saw on one of the tabloids that Kim Kardashian: Engaged!!! and really, if I have to hear so much about the Royal Wedding (which, face it, is taking place between two people who haven’t even been on a reality show), surely I should know more about any impending Kardashian nuptials, so as not to embarrass myself during conversations at all-campus sorority mixers, so I attempted to figure this all out today, and I’m to happy report that Google jumps in with different search suggestions for the month said Kim Kardashian engagement took place and/or to which named male and/or unnamed staff member, and this is really very helpful, because honestly this is a lot to stay on top of. Like Kim Kardashian’s ass!!!!!!!!!!!! AYYYY-OH! UP TOP GUYS!